Ah, Valentine's Day.
The one single day of the year where we commemorate a secondary saint or a ruthless massacre (depending on what camp you're in) with candy heart with cutesy sayings (LUV U), or overpriced flowers and pre fix menus.
Don't have a Valentine to make moon-eyes and kissy faces at? Wishing just once that you could be the heroine the damaged detective with a heart-of-gold falls for? No worries. I've got you covered with my patented Creative Ways to Make Yourself Feel Desirable.
-Carry a water bottle on the plane. Refuse to give it up without a pat down.
-Go to the petting zoo. Carry goat pellets in your pockets.
-Ride busy elevators around lunchtime. Snuggle.
-Go to Victoria's Secret. Get measured.
-Complain to your physical therapist that you may have pulled a hammie. Shave above the knee.
Remember guys, it's love --love! -- that makes the world go round.
Get it where you can.
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Posted by: mcx tips | February 14, 2013 at 01:43 AM
Ha! Love the tips!
Posted by: Staci | February 14, 2013 at 08:07 AM
Somewhere between candy/flowers and bullets: http://petticoatsandpistols.com/2013/02/12/hearts-and-flowers-welcomed-but-please-hold-the-vinegar/
Posted by: Liz | February 14, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Very funny! Wide grin here. I buy all my flannels at VS. AND, I do try and snuggle on the elevators at lunchtime in the malls, but the packages get in the way. But, The petting park ... on Valentine's Day ... hmm... Oh, did you say zoo? Old goats' candy?
Happy Valentine's Day.
Posted by: Pat Morin | February 14, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Oh, very funny!
My husband is not the "Valentine" type. One year we went out to eat and couldn't figure out why all our favorite restaurants were booked. Finally one of the hostesses grinned and said, "You don't know it's Valentine's Day, do you?" Uh, no.
Posted by: Terry Shames | February 14, 2013 at 12:12 PM
Victoria's Secret . . . I don't need to get measured. Every time I go there the person I'm with makes sure my wallet is a lot lighter when we leave.
Posted by: Michael A. Black | February 15, 2013 at 06:04 PM