Ah, Valentine's Day.
The one single day of the year where we commemorate a secondary saint or a ruthless massacre (depending on what camp you're in) with candy heart with cutesy sayings (LUV U), or overpriced flowers and pre fix menus.
Don't have a Valentine to make moon-eyes and kissy faces at? Wishing just once that you could be the heroine the damaged detective with a heart-of-gold falls for? No worries. I've got you covered with my patented Creative Ways to Make Yourself Feel Desirable.
-Carry a water bottle on the plane. Refuse to give it up without a pat down.
-Go to the petting zoo. Carry goat pellets in your pockets.
-Ride busy elevators around lunchtime. Snuggle.
-Go to Victoria's Secret. Get measured.
-Complain to your physical therapist that you may have pulled a hammie. Shave above the knee.
Remember guys, it's love --love! -- that makes the world go round.
Get it where you can.